Warwick Davis RB
Name: RB of RB Painting Company.
Position: Reportedly likes taking it doggy-style.
Occupation: Scam-artist.
Greatest Achievement: Recovering the van after it was (ahem) "stolen" by a hobo.
Nationality: Judging by his gear-bag Plastic Paddy.
Status: Useless
Supports The right to wear clothes from Baby Gap.
Favorite Player: Craig Bellamy
Least likely to say: "I would not have sex with Lance Armstrong."
Most likely to say: "Do you have that shirt in extra small? And in a brighter colour?"

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