Noel Coffey

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Name: Noel Coffey
Position: Whatever corner he gets pushed into
Occupation: Porn site developer
Greatest Achievement: Convincing us all he was a great footballer after the Middlesex game
Nationality: Irish-Italian
Status: Whipped
Supports Wankchester United
Favorite Player: Joe Regan (when he passes the ball to him)
Least likely to say: Cynicism and sarcasm are the lowest forms of wit
Most likely to say: "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

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