Kieran Reid

Kieran 'Chopper' Reid Will Ferrell
Name: Kieran "Chopper" Reid
Position: Midfield
Occupation: Drilling holes in the elderly, collapsing opponents' lungs.
Greatest Achievement: Allowed re-entry to HG after lootin' the fridge at 1 AM.
Nationality: Kilkenny Irish
Status: Serial polygamist
Supports Liverpool
Favorite Player: Andras Petry
Least likely to say: "I think I put too much into that tackle"
Most likely to say: [with chair raised above his head]: "Time for some histrionics!"

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