Jonah "The Moanah" Fontella


Name: Jonah Fontella
Position: Up front, never to return.
Occupation: Michel Platini's right hand man.
Greatest Achievement: Coming back into his own half twice in one game to defend...he was 7 years old at the time.
Nationality: American't
Status: On the hunt!
Supports Cambridge Arsenal (Secretly)
Favorite Player: Barry Roche (Followed him like a lap dog from Cambridge Arsenal to the mighty Kendall around '05)
Least likely to say: (To strike partner) - You lay up front there and I'll do the donkey work
Most likely to say: Give it to feet for f**k sake!! Jesus!!!

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